The World’s _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Matchmaker!

September 16, 2014


She asked me if I was single. Although surprised by this unexpected and personal question I answered her honestly and told her I was.

She asked me how old I was.

She proceeded to tell me that her uncle was single. Apparently he had recently broken up with his girlfriend because she was using him for his money.

I told her not to worry. I have my own money. I’m just looking for love.

She seemed satisfied with my response and we continued eating our lunch.

This was the conversation I had with an 8 year old.

I think I just found the world’s youngest matchmaker.

Hey, whatever works right?


4 Responses to “The World’s _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Matchmaker!”

  1. Abstemious Gluttony Says:

    Great G-d Brown, Ms. N! Two-plus month-long sabbatical? Really making your readership earn this post, were you? Be fair now, maestra, you now how wild we are for you, don’t make us prove it.

    Quick question: This pre-teen shetach conjurer—she’s a Jew, isn’t she? Sheesh, they start ’em earlier every year.

    • Abstemious Gluttony Says:

      And, now for the obvious—“Two-plus MONTHS-long” and “[Y]ou KNOW how wild”.

      See? Proud of your handiwork? Having nothing on which to ccomment for so long, my typing has gone straight to hell.

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